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The Top 15 Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitches
15> We don't make collisions. We make them collisionier.
14> Let the whole bus participate in your ugly break-up!
13> Us vibrating in your pants pocket is all you've got to look
forward to, Poindexter.
12> Screw the flowers. Say it with words.
11> Dude, *you* know nothing in your pathetic little life warrants
having a phone in your ear 24/7 -- but the rest of the world
doesn't.
10> *Happy* teens don't kill their parents while they sleep.
9> Walk around talking to yourself -- without the stigma of
mental illness!
8> We'd implant them in your freakin' skull if we could.
7> The perfect way to stamp out those pesky moments of quiet
reflection.
6> Because *you're* the most important person around.
5> When you absolutely, positively have to share your drunken
brilliance.
4> Show her your class and sophistication with a custom
"Dueling Banjos" ringtone.
3> Now with Booty-Call Forwarding.
2> Because lord knows you're not capable of picking out a box
of cereal on your own.
and the Number 1
Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitch...
1> New Mariah Carey ringtones! Can you kill me now? Good!
Love it, thanks
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