top 15 realistic ad pitches for cell phones

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 17:24:24

The Top 15 Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitches


15> We don't make collisions. We make them collisionier.

14> Let the whole bus participate in your ugly break-up!

13> Us vibrating in your pants pocket is all you've got to look
forward to, Poindexter.

12> Screw the flowers. Say it with words.

11> Dude, *you* know nothing in your pathetic little life warrants
having a phone in your ear 24/7 -- but the rest of the world
doesn't.

10> *Happy* teens don't kill their parents while they sleep.

9> Walk around talking to yourself -- without the stigma of
mental illness!

8> We'd implant them in your freakin' skull if we could.

7> The perfect way to stamp out those pesky moments of quiet
reflection.

6> Because *you're* the most important person around.

5> When you absolutely, positively have to share your drunken
brilliance.

4> Show her your class and sophistication with a custom
"Dueling Banjos" ringtone.

3> Now with Booty-Call Forwarding.

2> Because lord knows you're not capable of picking out a box
of cereal on your own.


and the Number 1
Realistic Cell Phone Company Ad Pitch...


1> New Mariah Carey ringtones! Can you kill me now? Good!

Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 19:09:09

Love it, thanks

Post 3 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 1:45:44

I like fomy www.illwillpress.com he has a good cell phone thing go look called cell phone and car ads click on tunes it is under that you will need flash enabled